seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 


thebananaparadox:

That awkward moment when you procrastinate things you actually want to do and you don’t even know why



From XKCD.



wingscas:

sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent


aarontveeit:

i think google just found me my new favourite gif


jjrizzles:

Sasha Alexanderrière

HAHA This post is my life.


shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole


ICF